Sunday, December 7, 2025

🧩 President Abraham Lincoln’s Constitutional Puzzle: Can Secession From Secession Equal Admission?

 


πŸ‘‰ Question: Can a state break away from a state that broke away from the Union — and still join the Union?

Or to put it another way: Can secession from secession equal admission? 

πŸ“– The Backstory

In December 1862, as the nation tore itself apart in civil war, Abraham Lincoln was confronted with that exact dilemma. Loyal counties in western Virginia wanted to leave Virginia and sought recognition as their own state, “West Virginia.” It amounted to act of secession — but this time they were leaving the Confederacy in favor of the Union.

To untangle the legal paradox, Lincoln’s first move was to see what the Constitution actually required for admitting a new state.

πŸ“œ Constitutional Rule (Article IV, Section 3)

Here's what's written in Article IV:
  • Consent of Congress: Congress must pass a law admitting the new state. 

  • Consent of the parent state legislature: If the new state is carved out of an existing one, that state’s legislature must agree. 

  • Final Admission: The President’s signature. 

After heated and acrimonious debate in both chambers, the House and Senate passed “An Act for the admission of the State of 'West-Virginia' into the Union,” thus completing the first step in the constitutional process. The next two steps—state consent and his signature—created the dilemma and placed the need for a solution squarely in Lincoln’s hands.

🧩 The Puzzle Lincoln Faced

The Constitution required that any new state carved from an existing one must have the consent of the “Legislature of the State concerned.” In late 1862, that stipulation posed a dilemma: Virginia was in rebellion. The official government in Richmond had seceded and joined the Confederacy, making it impossible to secure their approval for a new state.

However, Union loyalists in the western counties organized a rump government [*in Wheeling, known as the Restored Government of Virginia, and claimed to be the "legitimate" legislature. This body granted its consent for West Virginia to separate.

A state was struggling to emerge from a parent already torn in two, in the midst of a nation that was also torn in two. The central dilemma was which legislature held legitimate authority — the loyal body in Wheeling or the secessionist one in Richmond. That clash defined Lincoln’s constitutional puzzle.To untangle the knot, Lincoln did what he often did in moments of uncertainty: he turned to his Cabinet — not to surrender the decision, for he knew the responsibility was his alone, but to test every argument and weigh the problem from all sides.

πŸ›️ Lincoln’s Cabinet Divided

Lincoln’s famous ‘Cabinet of Rivals’ was filled with strong personalities — some brilliant, some obstinate — but Lincoln’s strength lay in listening carefully and weighing their counsel. He invited disagreement, respected independent voices, and valued their diverse experience. But ultimately he made the call himself. This was his leadership style at its best. [1]

So on December 23, he sent a memo to each of the six sitting members asking them to weigh in: 

Gentleman of the Cabinet A bill for an act entitled "An Act for the admission of the State of `West-Virginia' into the Union" . . . has passed the House of Representatives, and the Senate, and has been duly presented to me for my action.

I respectfully ask of each [of] you, an opinion in writing, on the following questions, towit:

1st. Is the said Act constitutional?

2d. Is the said Act expedient? [2]

The responses revealed a deep divide on the issue. William H. Seward (State), Salmon P. Chase (Treasury), and Edwin M. Stanton (War) answered affirmatively on both counts. Gideon Welles (Navy), Montgomery Blair (Postmaster), and Edward Bates (Attorney General) argued the opposite, warning that the measure was unconstitutional and dangerous as precedent. Lincoln was left with a split verdict from some of the sharpest minds in his administration.

The division in Lincoln’s Cabinet was hardly unexpected. Congress itself had been riven by the same arguments — loyalty and expediency on one side, constitutional scruple on the other. In that sense, the Cabinet’s split verdict simply mirrored the bitter debate already unfolding in the House and Senate.

He distilled the competing arguments into a clear rationale, turning disagreement into the raw material for judgment. With his characteristic blend of precision and pragmatism, he set about drafting an opinion that would reconcile law with necessity.

πŸ–‹️ Lincoln’s Opinion

On December 31, Lincoln wrote his own opinion — not for publication, and perhaps not even for sharing — but as a way of working through the puzzle. In this sense, the document feels almost like one of his famous “fragments,” those private notes where he tested arguments and clarified his thinking.

He returned to the two questions he had posed to his Cabinet: Which legislature counted? And, was admission expedient? His opinion supplied clear answers to both.

⚖️ Secession Against vs. Secession For the Constitution  (Answer to Question 1)

At its core was the constitutional knot: which legislature held legitimate authority — the loyalist body in Wheeling or the secessionist one in Richmond? Lincoln’s answer was sharp. Legitimacy, he argued, comes not from all qualified voters — both those who are loyal and those who are traitors. It comes only from those who remain loyal and participate. To count rebels as equal citizens in constitutional math would be absurd: “If so, their treason against the constitution, enhances their constitutional value!”

In other words, rebellion cannot be rewarded with political say-so. Richmond’s act of secession forfeited its authority, while Wheeling’s loyalty magnified its claim of legitimacy. What might normally have been a weak rump legislature gained authority precisely because the official government had defected. Lincoln reframed West Virginia’s breakaway not as betrayal but as preservation: “There is still difference enough between secession against the constitution, and secession in favor of the constitution,” he wrote.

In other words, West Virginia’s “secession” was not an act of destruction but of preservation. With that, Lincoln answered his first question. [3]

❓ The Question of Expediency (Answer to Question 2)

Once Lincoln had reasoned that admitting West Virginia was constitutional, he turned to the harder, practical question: Was it wise? For him, expediency meant asking whether admission would strengthen or weaken the Union cause. His answer was clear: West Virginia’s loyalty was too valuable to risk losing.

He noted that the western counties regarded admission as “a matter of life and death.” Rejecting their bid would shatter confidence and cooperation; admitting them secured trust and ensured continued support in Congress and on the battlefield. “We can scarcely dispense with the aid of West-Virginia in this struggle,” he reasoned.

There was also a moral dimension. Admission turned “that much slave soil to free,” striking at the rebellion’s foundation. Expediency was not just about strategy — it was about aligning survival with principle. Even fears of precedent, he argued, should not outweigh wartime necessity: “A measure made expedient by a war, is no precedent for times of peace.” [3]

✅ Lincoln’s Resolution

In the West Virginia statehood case, Lincoln confronted the paradox of “secession from secession.” He treated Wheeling as the legitimate legislature, reasoning that rebellion forfeited Richmond’s authority. He balanced interpretation against wartime necessity and chose to honor the loyalty of West Virginians who had risked everything to stand with the Union.

πŸ“ Conclusion

The West Virginia case exposed a raw nerve in the Constitution: How could a new state be carved from one whose government had itself abandoned the Union? Lincoln faced the paradox of “secession from secession,” a problem the framers had never imagined. His answer was to redefine "legitimacy" in wartime: rebellion forfeited authority, while loyalty magnified it. From that principle, he recognized Wheeling’s consent as valid.

Yet Lincoln did not stop at legality. He weighed expediency, insisting that West Virginia’s loyalty was indispensable both on the battlefield and in Congress, and that turning slave soil to free was a moral victory as well as a strategic one. In balancing law with necessity, he showed that constitutional scruple and wartime pragmatism could be reconciled.

By signing the bill on December 31, 1862, Lincoln did more than admit a new state. He demonstrated how a president could navigate constitutional pain points with courage and clarity, transforming division into resolution. In the crucible of war, he proved that survival and principle could advance together — even when the Constitution itself seemed to falter.

An intriguing approach to a constitutional puzzle, drawn from the private notes of Abraham Lincoln, Storyteller.

FYI: The very next day, January 1, 1863, Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation — another unprecedented constitutional act that reshaped the Union.

Mac

[*] A rump government is the remnant of a larger government that continues to claim legitimacy even after losing control of most of its territory or authority. In this case, the Unionist government in Wheeling was the "rump government".

🎩 Enjoy word puzzles too? Here's one Abe made up and gave to a clerk of the court in one of the towns on the Eight Judicial Circuit. Read: 'Bass-Ackwards' - An Abe Lincoln spoonerism story

πŸ“š Works Cited

[1] Goodwin DK. (2005) Team of Rivals: The Political Genius of Abraham Lincoln. New York, NY: Simon & Schuster.

[2] Lincoln A. To Members of the Cabinet [Request for Opinions on West Virginia Admission]. December 23, 1862. In: Basler RL, ed. Collected Works of Abraham Lincoln. Vol. 6. New Brunswick, NJ: Rutgers University Press; 1953:300‑302. Originals in Lincoln Papers, Library of Congress. 

[3] Lincoln A. Opinion on the Admission of West Virginia into the Union. December 31, 1862. In: Basler RL, ed. Collected Works of Abraham Lincoln. Vol. 6. New Brunswick, NJ: Rutgers University Press; 1953:51‑55. Available from: University of Michigan Digital Collections.

Monday, November 24, 2025

Abe Lincoln Took On a Lying President, Crooked Prosecutions, and Fraudsters — Sound Familiar?

Lincoln’s choices in these three stories demonstrate what's missing in 2025.


Abraham Lincoln's integrity built his legacy.
A grateful nation built his memorial.

In times of political turmoil and public distrust, the figure of Abraham Lincoln stands as a benchmark of honesty and courage. His career as a lawyer and statesman was defined by a refusal to compromise with lies, a willingness to defend the vulnerable, and a determination to confront deception at the highest levels of government. By examining three episodes — his refusal to take dishonest cases, his defense of Melissa Goings in Metamora, and his “Spot Resolutions” against President James Polk — we can see how Lincoln’s integrity offers a stark contrast to today’s crisis of truth in leadership.

✋ Refusing Dishonest Cases

Lincoln’s reputation as a lawyer was built not only on skill but on principle. He was known to decline cases if he believed the client was dishonest. Colleagues recalled that Lincoln would rather lose income than lend his name to a lie. This refusal to profit from deception established him as a man whose professional ethics were inseparable from his personal character. 

In an era when truth is often bent for political or personal gain, Lincoln’s example reminds us that leadership begins with the courage to say “no” to dishonesty, even when it costs something.

⚖️ The Melissa Goings Defense

In 1855, Lincoln defended Melissa Goings, a woman in Metamora accused of killing her abusive husband. Lincoln knew the jury of all men would convict her so he helped her escape the courthouse. This case illustrates his willingness to stand with those who had been wronged, even when the circumstances could be personally and professionally damaging. Lincoln’s "defense" was not about winning "prestige" but about ensuring justice

At a time when leadership is often measured by power or recognition, Lincoln’s advocacy for truth and fairness in the courtroom underscores the moral responsibility of leaders to protect the vulnerable rather than exploit them.

πŸ“The "Spot Resolutions"

Lincoln’s insistence on truth reached the national stage in 1847, when he introduced the “Spot Resolutions” in Congress. He demanded that President James K. Polk identify the exact spot where American blood had been shed, challenging Polk’s justification for the Mexican‑American War. Critics mocked him as “Spotty Lincoln,” but his stand against executive deception demonstrated rare courage. Lincoln risked ridicule and political backlash to expose falsehoods at the highest level of government.

What makes this episode resonate today is the contrast with Congress’s reluctance to challenge executive power. Modern lawmakers often remain silent out of fear of retaliation from party leadership or the president, the loss of committee assignments or campaign support, and the risk of alienating voters in polarized districts. Many calculate that silence is safer than confrontation. Lincoln, by contrast, confronted Polk’s deception despite knowing it could damage his career. His example shows that honesty in leadership is not passive — it requires the courage to expose lies even when the political cost is high.

πŸ› A Comparison to Today’s Crisis of Truth

Today, the United States faces a crisis of truth in leadership. A sitting president has been convicted of 34 counts of falsifying business records, lies continuously about large and small matters, and the public trust in our political institutions continues to erode. Leaders in the administration and in Congress often seek recognition, prizes, or power while bending facts to suit their narratives. Against this backdrop, Lincoln’s example is instructive. He refused dishonest cases, defended justice in the courtroom, and confronted lies in Congress. All at personal or professional risk. His legacy demonstrates that true leadership is measured not by ambition or self‑promotion but by fidelity to truth and the courage to challenge deception.

πŸ”š Conclusion

Lincoln’s life offers a timeless lesson: honesty and courage are the bedrock of leadership. Whether in the courtroom, in defense of the vulnerable, or in Congress against a president’s falsehoods, Lincoln showed that integrity is not negotiable. In an age when deception threatens democracy, Lincoln’s example stands as a reminder that leaders must be willing to confront lies, protect truth, and act with courage — even when it costs them dearly

Abraham Lincoln remains the benchmark against which all leadership should be measured.

Food for thought from the archives of Abraham Lincoln, Storyteller.

Mac

🎩 What happened when Abraham Lincoln stood beside a woman accused of killing her abusive husband? Find out in my post: The day his actions spoke louder than his words: Abe Lincoln and the Melissa Goings murder case

πŸ“š Works Cited

Abraham Lincoln

  • Spot Resolutions (1847):

    • “Spot Resolutions.” Wikipedia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spot_Resolutions

    • “Lincoln’s Spot Resolution.” U.S. House of Representatives: History, Art & Archives. https://history.house.gov/Records-and-Research/Listing/lfp_037/

    • “Lincoln’s Spot Resolutions.” National Archives. https://www.archives.gov/education/lessons/lincoln-resolutions

    • Fisher, Louis. The Mexican War and Lincoln’s ‘Spot Resolutions’. Law Library of Congress, 2009

    • “Abraham Lincoln Protests the Mexican War.” Digital History. https://www.digitalhistory.uh.edu/disp_textbook.cfm?smtid=3&psid=3672

  • Melissa Goings Case (Metamora, 1855):

    • “How Melissa Goings Avoided the Gallows When Abraham Lincoln Suggested…” Commonplace Facts. https://commonplacefacts.com/2025/05/18/melissa-goings-abraham-lincoln/

    • “Out of Court, Lincoln and Mrs. Goings Sculpture – Metamora, IL.” Waymarking. https://www.waymarking.com/waymarks/wmJ9GR_Out_of_Court_Lincoln_and_Mrs_Goings_Sculpture_Metamora_IL

    • Loftus, Mark P. “Abraham Lincoln, Open Windows and Supposed Ethical Lapses.” Mark P. Loftus Blog. 2017

    • “Metamora Courthouse Where Abraham Lincoln Visited.” Abraham Lincoln Online. http://www.abrahamlincolnonline.org/lincoln/sites/metamora.htm

    • “Unveiling the ‘Out of Court’ Statues in the Park.” Historic Metamora Association. https://historicmetamora.org/unveiling-the-out-of-court-statues-in-the-park/

  • Refusal of Dishonest Cases:

    • “List of Cases Involving Abraham Lincoln.” Wikipedia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cases_involving_Abraham_Lincoln

    • Stern, Michael L. “Abraham Lincoln.” Advocate Magazine. July 2014

Modern Leadership Context

  • Donald Trump Conviction (34 Counts, 2025):

    • “Fraudsters Lobbied Fraudster to Grant Presidential Pardon to Fraudster.” Yahoo News NZ. Nov. 2025

    • “Fact Check: Is Trump Guilty of the 34 Felonies.” Factually. Nov. 2025

    • “Trump Was Sentenced to an ‘Unconditional Discharge’ in His Hush Money Conviction.” PBS NewsHour. Jan. 2025

    • “Trump Becomes First Ex‑President Sentenced for a Crime: Recap.” USA Today. Jan. 2025

    • “In Historic First, Trump Gets Unconditional Discharge in Sentencing for New York Felony Conviction.” Houston Public Media. Jan. 2025

    • “Donald Trump Indictments, 2023–2025.” Ballotpedia. https://ballotpedia.org/Donald_Trump_indictments,_2023-2025

Friday, November 21, 2025

Abe Lincoln’s Very Strange Murder Case: Buffalo Herds, Whisker Hairs, and No Body

Abraham Lincoln in Court
(a Lloyd Ostendorf print)

πŸ•΅️ A Suspicion of Murder

In the summer of 1841, Springfield thought it had a murder on its hands. Archibald Fisher vanished, suspicion fell on three brothers, and Abraham Lincoln—then a young lawyer—stepped in to defend them.

Lincoln later recounted the affair in a letter to his closest friend, Joshua Speed—a performance of wit and exaggeration that shows Lincoln the Storyteller at his sharpest, turning a supposed murder into comic theater and a frontier dramedy of rumor, hysteria, and courtroom spectacle.

πŸ‘₯ “The Chief Personages in the Drama”

Lincoln began with understatement: “We have had the highest state of excitement here for a week past that our community has ever witnessed.” He added that the affair was “verry” mysterious—stretching the word for comic effect.

The cast:

  • Archibald Fisher — the supposed victim

  • Archibald, Henry, and William Trailor — three brothers suspected of killing him

Arch lived in Springfield, Henry in Clary’s Grove, and William in Warren County—where Fisher also lodged.

πŸ” The Disappearance

The story begins on Saturday evening, May 29, 1841. Archibald Fisher and William Trailor arrived at the home of William’s brother Henry. They stayed through Sunday, and on Monday all three traveled to Springfield, where they met their other brother, Archibald Trailor. 

By supper that evening, Fisher had vanished. The next morning, a search was attempted but proved fruitless. On Tuesday at 1 p.m., William and Henry Trailor left Springfield without Fisher. Within days, Henry returned with neighbors from Clary’s Grove to search again, even placing a notice in the local paper announcing Fisher’s disappearance.

What began as a missing‑person case was about to ignite the town into frenzy.

πŸ”₯ Rumor Sparks a Frenzy

On June 10, a letter from the Warren County postmaster claimed William Trailor told a “verry mysterious” story about Fisher. The effect was electric. Springfield was “agog,” crowds searched for a body, and sheriffs arrested the brothers.

Henry hinted Fisher was dead, naming his brothers, Arch and William, as the killers and even pointed to Spring Creek as the "burial site".

πŸ•΅️ The Evidence

Lincoln paints the scene of this scramble to find the corpse with similes, metaphors, and even a dash of Latin: 

“Away the People swept like a herd of buffaloes, and cut down Hickox’s mill dam nolens volens [*], to draw the water out of the pond, and then went up and down, and down and up the creek, fishing and raking, and ducking and diving for two days.”

Two days—no body, but plenty of “evidence”:

  • Scuffled ground: A disturbed patch of brush suggested a fight had taken place. 

  • Drag marks: Signs of something man‑sized being dragged to the edge of the thicket.

  • Carriage tracks: Ruts from a small wheeled carriage, drawn by one horse, from the thicket toward Spring Creek.

  • Whiskers: Dr. Elias Merryman, one of the local doctors, found two hairs at the scuffle ground. Lincoln relished the pseudo‑science delivered with such mock precision. After “scientific examination,” Merryman pronounced them “triangular human hairs”—likely whiskers "because the ends were cut, showing that they had flourished in the neighbourhood of the razor’s operations.” 

A jumble of circumstantial clues was enough to convince townspeople they were on the trail of a murder. Rumors spread like wildfire and the town began reaching their verdicts—Fisher was dead, the Trailors were guilty.

⚖️ The Trial

On Friday, a legal examination was held before two justices on the charge of murder against William and Arch Trailor. Henry was introduced as a witness for the prosecution, and the cast was set: Prosecutor Josiah Lamborn on one side, and on the other, Stephen T. Logan, Edward D. Baker, and “your humble servant,” Abraham Lincoln.

Witnesses repeated the evidence of scuffle ground, drag marks, and whiskers. Then Henry Trailor took the stand against his own brothers, claiming he had seen them lift Fisher’s body into a carriage and later confess to killing him. 

It was the kind of testimony that could hang a man—if only there had been a body.

😲 The Twist

Just as the prosecution seemed to have its case nailed down, the defense called Dr. Gilmore, an old acquaintance of Fisher. His testimony upended everything.

On the very Tuesday that William Trailor was arrested, Fisher was alive—NOT dead—lying in bed at Gilmore's house and “apparantly verry unwell”. (Again, Lincoln draws out this word.) 

Gilmore testified that he had known Fisher for years. He explained that Fisher suffered a head injury several years earlier and often endured poor health and bouts of mental confusion. Fisher’s own muddled account of where he had been those few days only reinforced the impression.

Remembering the arrest, Gilmore immediately set off for Springfield to deliver the startling news.

To back up Gilmore, the prosecution introduced several of his Warren County neighbors—including the very postmaster who had sparked the hysteria.

So, the ‘murdered man’ only had a headache; Henry’s shocking confession collapsed into farce, and the courtroom spectacle fizzled.

πŸ˜‚ The Aftermath

With Dr. Gilmore’s testimony, the prosecution's case collapsed. The Trailors were discharged, Archibald and William said they were confident Fisher would be found alive, while their brother Henry stubbornly insisted no power on earth could ever show Fisher living.

Lincoln delighted in describing the townspeople’s faces for Speed: some quizzical, some furious, others wo‑begone. Hart, the drayman, Lincoln wrote, grumbled it was “too damned bad…no hanging after all.”

Lincoln’s comic eye made tragedy dissolve into farce. No corpse, no drama—only Springfield blushing at its bloodthirsty frenzy built on whiskers and wagon tracks.

Four years after escaping the hangman’s noose, William Trailor died quietly at home—still owing Lincoln his fee. The lawyer who had saved his life was left to sue the estate for his $100 fee. [2]

Another courtroom drama from the archives of Abraham Lincoln, Storyteller.

Mac

[*nolens volens is Latin for "willing" or "not willing"; in this case it basically means without permission.

🎩 Shakespeare wrote it, Lincoln loved it — but not the line you think.”: Abraham Lincoln’s Favorite Line from Hamlet Wasn't "To Be”

πŸ“š Works Cited

[1] "Letter to Joshua F. Speed, June 19, 1841." Collected Works of Abraham Lincoln. Volume 1 [1824-Aug. 28, 1848]. In the digital collection Collected Works of Abraham Lincoln, University of Michigan Library Digital Collections. Accessed November 20, 2025.

[2] Sandburg, Carl (1926) Abraham Lincoln, The Prairie Years. New York, Harcourt, Brace. p. 293.

Friday, November 14, 2025

πŸ”– A Lost Davy Crockett Tale in Abraham Lincoln’s Papers

A letter from actor James H. Hackett to President Lincoln,
dated August 2, 1864—containing a lost Davy Crockett tale.


“Izzard by G—d!”

Tucked deep within the Abraham Lincoln Papers at the Library of Congress lies a curious letter, dated August 2, 1864. [1] It was written by James H. Hackett—a name largely forgotten today, but once celebrated on both sides of the Atlantic for his booming portrayal of Shakespeare’s Falstaff. 

Hackett wasn’t just an actor. He was also a correspondent of President Lincoln. The two men, drawn together by a shared love of Shakespeare, exchanged letters during the darkest years of the Civil War. [2] This final letter, however, contains something unexpected: an unpublished tall tale from the American frontier, passed from a congressman who had served alongside David “Davy” Crockett… to Hackett… and finally to the President of the United States.

Hackett, knowing Lincoln’s fondness for storytelling, couldn’t resist sharing it.

🎬 Story's Context

Before launching into the tale, Hackett offers Lincoln a bit of context [brackets are mine]:

“The late Davy Crockett contended with his fellow member of Congress, the late C. C. Cambreleng—in palliation [in defense or partial excuse] of a charge which he [Crockett] admitted he could not entirely deny: ‘want of edication’—that ‘some men were too high larnt.’ John Quincy Adams, he said, was one of them—his superfluous larning sometimes confused his head and his purpose.” Crockett (according to Mr. Cambreleng, who told me the anecdote—which I think I once repeated to you) proceeded very ingeniously and humorously to instance a case where ‘a man knew too much’—and suffered for it.” [1]

Then Hackett tells the story—as Cambreleng told it to him.

πŸ“œ The Tale, As Hackett Told It

“In Tennessee, one John Jones was objected to, as a political candidate for an office; ‘because, he was so illiterate he could'nt spell his given name — John,’ & a wager of $10. was offered & taken that ‘he could not be larnt to spell it within 24 hours.’ The taker of the bet did teach him, in less than one hour, to pronounce J — O — H — N —; & should have been satisfied, but must needs — as he thought — to win for sartin, & make use of all the time allowed, — larn him the whole alphabet — from A to Izzard. John, so crammed with unnecessary larnin', after having pronounced, before the appointed judges of his ability, the letters ‘J’ — ‘O’ — ‘H’ — fluently, was interrupted by him who had taken the wager, — ‘Well done, John! all right! now for the last letter!’ — meaning the — N —: but, poor John, thinking he meant of the alphabet, which he had worked so hard to get into his head, cried out: — ‘Izzard by G—d!’ and lost his friends' bet.”[1]

πŸ”€ What “Izzard” Really Means

"Izzard” was a legitimate historical term for the letter Z, used in Britain and colonial America from the 17th through the 19th centuries Z. It wasn’t slang or a mistake—it was the accepted term, later replaced by the modern “zee.”

So when Crockett says “from A to Izzard,” he means the whole alphabet—from A to Z.

That’s what makes the John Jones story so funny. Under pressure to spell his name, Jones confidently rattles off J–O–H… and then, draws a blank and instead of the final “N,” reaches for the last letter he was taught and blurts out: “Izzard by G—d!”

The punchline lands perfectly: a man crammed with “too much larning” ends up missing the obvious.

🀠 Crockett’s Parable of “Too Much Larning”

The story works on several levels: it’s comic, exaggerated, and steeped in frontier irony. But beneath the humor lies Crockett’s own insecurity.

Famous for his folksy, self-deprecating style, Crockett often leaned into the image of being “unlarnt”—especially when set against polished statesmen like John Quincy Adams. In the preface Hackett shares, Crockett admits to lacking an "edication,” but he quickly flips the script. His lack of schooling, Crockett argues, was no handicap at all. Adams, he claimed, was “too high larnt”—so stuffed with superfluous knowledge that it clouded his judgment.

Enter the tale of John Jones: a man crammed with so much unnecessary learning that he misses the obvious. The parable becomes Crockett’s sly defense—turning ridicule of him into sage wisdom. It’s more than a joke; it’s a frontier rationale for why being “unlarnt” might actually be an advantage.

πŸ“„ A Story Without a Source—Except Lincoln

What makes this tale even more remarkable is its absence from the historical record. It doesn’t appear in Crockett’s published writings, nor in biographies, folklore collections, or congressional archives. That it survives only in Hackett’s letter makes it a rare artifact—a lost Crockett anecdote preserved in the papers of a president

Lincoln didn’t reply to Hackett’s letter—or if he did, the reply is lost. But the story survives. Preserved in ink, carried by laughter, and tucked inside the papers of a president who knew that sometimes, the best truths come wrapped in a tall tale.

πŸ’­ Closing Thoughts

This story—passed from Crockett to Cambreleng to Hackett to Lincoln—is more than a frontier joke. It’s a glimpse into how humor traveled in 19th-century America: orally, informally, and often undocumented. 

It also reveals something deeper about Lincoln. In the midst of war, he still welcomed stories. He still laughed. He still found meaning in the quirks of language and the wisdom of the “unlarnt.” Hackett knew this—and gave him a tale that was funny, ironic, and unmistakably American.

I wonder if Lincoln ever "retailed" it?

This was another find from the archives of Abraham Lincoln, Storyteller.

Mac

🎩 What do whiskers, a buffalo herd and dam destruction have to do with a murder mystery? That's what Abe wondered. Read his hilarious account of this murder investigation here: "Buffalo Herds, Whisker Hairs, and No Body: Abraham Lincoln’s Very Strange Murder Case".

πŸ“‘Historical Footnotes

James H. Hackett (1800–1871) was a celebrated American actor, best known for his portrayal of Falstaff. He corresponded with Abraham Lincoln during the Civil War, sharing literary insights and theatrical anecdotes.

Churchill C. Cambreleng (1786–1862) served in the U.S. House of Representatives from 1821 to 1839, representing New York. A close ally of Andrew Jackson, he later served as U.S. Minister to Russia.

David "Davy" Crockett (1786–1836), was a frontiersman, folk hero, and served three non-consecutive terms a congressman from Tennessee (between 1827 and 1835). Known for his colorful storytelling and rugged persona, he died at the Alamo and became a symbol of American frontier spirit.

πŸ•΅️ David or Davy Crockett?

The nickname “Davy” was in circulation long before Walt Disney made it iconic in the 1950s—and Hackett’s use of it in 1864 proves it. The idea that Disney invented “Davy” is a myth. What Disney did was popularize and standardize the nickname for a new generation.

🧭 Timeline of the Name “Davy”

  • During Crockett’s lifetime (1786–1836): He referred to himself as David Crockett in formal settings, including his autobiography, A Narrative of the Life of David Crockett (1834) and congressional records, and did not like to be called "Davy".

  • Early 1800s–1850s: The nickname Davy, however, appears in folk tales, plays, and popular culture. The 1831 play The Lion of the West fictionalized Crockett as “Nimrod Wildfire,” helping spread the mythic image—and the nickname began surfacing in print and oral storytelling.

  • Hackett’s 1864 letter: He calls him “the late Davy Crockett,” [see the entire letter below the Works Cited section] showing that the nickname was already familiar and informal enough to be used in correspondence with Lincoln.

  • 1950s Disney boom: The TV series Davy Crockett starring Fess Parker, along with The Ballad of Davy Crockett (1955)—a No. 1 hit for weeks—ignited a national craze. Sales of “Davy Crockett” merchandise reportedly grossed over $100 million. Coonskin caps became a cultural phenomenon, worn not only by young boys but also by adults, including presidential candidate Estes Kefauver, who famously sported one at campaign events.

    Disney didn’t invent the nickname “Davy”—they simply branded it, popularizing and standardizing it for a new generation.

πŸ“š Works Cited

[1] Lincoln, A. (1864) Abraham Lincoln papers: Series 1. General Correspondence. 1833 to 1916: James H. Hackett to Abraham Lincoln, Tuesday, Davy Crockett anecdote. August 2. [Manuscript/Mixed Material] Retrieved from the Library of Congress, https://www.loc.gov/item/mal3500900/, November 12, 2025.

[2] "Collected Works of Abraham Lincoln. Volume 6 [Dec. 13, 1862-Nov. 3, 1863]." In the digital collections, University of Michigan Library Digital Collections. Accessed November 13, 2025.

This is the complete Hackett letter about Davy Crockett's tall tale, transcribed and annotated by the Lincoln Studies Center, Knox College. Galesburg, Illinois:

From James H. Hackett to Abraham Lincoln, August 2, 1864

82 Nassau St New York

Aug. 2. 1864

My dear Mr. Lincoln!

As “Genl. Sanford” was lately on a mission to Secy. Stanton; and “Ex. Judge Cowles” — formerly a supporter of is — now a backslider to your administration, and, as “John K. Hackett” is my only son, (& aged 43,) — possibly the enclosed cut may afford information useful at some future time—1

[Hackett enclosed a clipping which contains brief sketches of Sanford, Cowles and John K. Hackett.]

The late Davy Crockett contended with his fellow member of Congress, the late C. C. Cambrelling, — in palliation of the charge which he admitted he could not entirely deny — “want of edication” — that — “some men were too high larnt — John Quincy Adams being one of such, — his superfluous larning sometimes confused his head & his purpose”— Crockett (according to Mr. Cambrelling, who told me the anecdote — which I think I once repeated to you) proceeded very ingeniously & humorously to instance a case, where “a man knew too much ” & suffered for it”—

[Crockett story as related by Churchill C. Cambreleng to Hackett]

“In Tennessee, one John Jones was objected to, as a political candidate for an office; ‘because, he was so illiterate he could'nt spell his given name — John,' & a wager of $10. was offered & taken that ‘he could not be larnt to spell it within 24 hours'— The taker of the bet did teach him, in less than one hour, to pronounce J — O — H — N —; & should have been satisfied, but must needs — as he thought — to win for sartin , & make use of all the time allowed, — larn him the whole alphabet — from A to Izzard— John, so crammed with unnecessary larnin', after having pronounced, before the appointed judges of his ability, the letters ‘J’ — ‘O’ — ‘H’ — fluently, was interrupted by him who had taken the wager, — “Well done, John! all right! now for the last letter!” — meaning the — N —: but, poor John, thinking he meant of the alphabet, which he had worked so hard to get into his head, cried out: — “Izzard by G—d!”

and lost his friends' bet.”

There is something said in Shakespeare about “a thrice told tale, vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.” I feel sure you never heard this from me but “onest” before; & contend that if you had, “twict,” you still have the advantage of any listener, who, if bored, cant throw his ears — as you can the enclosed — in the fire, unread— Yrs. always

Jas. H. Hackett [1]

Thursday, November 13, 2025

🎭 Abraham Lincoln’s Favorite Line from Hamlet Wasn’t “To Be”


James H. Hackett

Part 1 of the Lincoln & the Actor Series

In the summer of 1863, with the Civil War raging and the nation’s future uncertain, Abraham Lincoln took a quiet moment to write a fan letter—not to a general or a governor, but to an actor: James H. Hackett.

Hackett was a celebrated international Shakespearean performer, renowned for his portrayal of Sir John Falstaff—the roguish, comic knight from Henry IV. Lincoln, a lifelong admirer of Shakespeare, had seen Hackett’s performance in Washington and was moved enough to send a note of praise. What followed was a warm, literary exchange that touched on theater, politics, and even a Davy Crockett tall tale. [1]

Hackett as Falstaff


“O, my offence is rank, it smells to heaven…” — Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 3

In his August 1863 letter, Lincoln thanked Hackett for a book and reflected on his performance. But tucked inside that letter was a literary confession—one that reveals Lincoln’s moral depth and his unexpected taste in Shakespeare.

“Unlike you gentlemen of the profession, I think the soliloquy in Hamlet commencing ‘O, my offence is rank’ surpasses that commencing ‘To be, or not to be.’” [1]

Wait—Lincoln preferred Claudius’s soliloquy?

Yes. The one in Act 3, Scene 3 where the villainous King Claudius, who has murdered his brother to seize the throne and marry the queen, tries to pray but can’t. His guilt is overwhelming, and his desire to keep the crown and the queen blocks true repentance.

“My stronger guilt defeats my strong intent.”

Claudius wants forgiveness—but he’s unwilling to give up what he gained through sin. It’s a moment of spiritual paralysis, where conscience collides with ambition. And Lincoln saw something profound in that struggle.

πŸ’‘ Why Lincoln Might Have Preferred It

Unlike the famous “To be, or not to be” soliloquy, which is philosophical and abstract, Claudius’s speech is raw, personal, and morally urgent. Lincoln, who carried the weight of war, death, and a divided nation, may have found deeper resonance in a speech about guilt, conscience, and the cost of power.

It’s a soliloquy about moral reckoning—not just existential dread. And Lincoln, ever the moralist, likely saw in Claudius’s torment a reflection of the stakes of leadership.

It’s not hard to see why. Lincoln’s entire presidency was defined by moral complexity. He had to make decisions that cost lives, challenged laws, and reshape the nation. He knew what it meant to wrestle with conscience—and to do so publicly.

This letter to Hackett isn’t just a literary aside—it’s a glimpse into Lincoln’s soul. A president who found clarity not in philosophy, but in the agony of accountability.

From the archives of Abraham Lincoln, Storyteller.

Mac

🎩 Next up: What happens when Lincoln's private letter goes public—and the press pounces. πŸ‘‰ Read Part 2: The Letter That Leaked.

πŸ“š Works Cited

[1] Lincoln, A. (1864) Abraham Lincoln papers: Series 1. General Correspondence. 1833 to 1916: James H. Hackett to Abraham Lincoln, Tuesday, Davy Crockett anecdote. August 2. [Manuscript/Mixed Material] Retrieved from the Library of Congress, https://www.loc.gov/item/mal3500900/, November 12, 2025.

 

Tuesday, November 11, 2025

🌾 Sarah Lincoln Grigsby: The Sister Who Shaped a President

 

Headstone for Sarah Lincoln Grigsby
Abraham Lincoln's sister
Old Pigeon cemetery in modern day Lincoln State Park, IN

Before the White House, before the debates, before the war—there was Sarah.

Born on February 10, 1807, in Elizabethtown, Kentucky, Sarah Lincoln Grigsby was Abraham Lincoln’s older sister and one of the most important people in his early life. She was his first teacher, his closest companion, and—briefly—his neighbor as they built adult lives just miles apart in the Indiana wilderness.

πŸ“š A Childhood of Learning and Labor

Sarah and Abraham attended subscription schools together in Kentucky, learning from teachers like Zachariah Riney and Caleb Hazel. From their mother Nancy, Sarah learned spinning, soap-making, and cooking over an open fire. But perhaps most memorably, she and Abraham listened to travelers’ tales along the Louisville–Nashville road that passed in front of their cabin—stories that stirred young imaginations and planted seeds of curiosity.

Unlike many frontier children, Sarah received a surprising amount of education. She attended multiple schools into her late teens, balancing domestic work with learning—a rare privilege for a pioneer girl.

πŸ•― Loss and Responsibility

In 1816, the Lincolns moved to Indiana. Two years earlier, while still in Kentucky, the family had suffered another loss: Sarah and Abraham’s infant brother, Thomas Jr., died shortly after birth. Then in 1818, tragedy struck again—Nancy Lincoln died of milk sickness, and eleven-year-old Sarah helped prepare her mother’s body for burial.

With her father grieving and her brother still a child, Sarah took on the household burdens—and cared for their orphaned cousin Dennis Hanks as well.

When Thomas Lincoln remarried, Sarah had to adjust to a new stepmother and three step-siblings. Fortunately, Sarah Bush Johnston brought warmth and relief, easing Sarah’s workload and expanding the family’s circle of affection.

πŸ’ Marriage and Tragedy

On August 2, 1826, Sarah married Aaron Grigsby, a neighbor from Spencer County. The couple settled just two miles from the Lincoln cabin, and Abraham often visited. But tensions simmered: Lincoln reportedly believed the Grigsby family mistreated Sarah and looked down on her.

Nine months into the marriage, Sarah became pregnant. Complications during childbirth claimed both her life and that of her infant. A neighbor recalled hearing her cry out for her father—but help came too late.

Sarah died on January 20, 1828, at just twenty-one years old.

πŸ•Š Legacy and Love

Sarah was buried with her infant in her arms at Old Pigeon Cemetery, near the Little Pigeon Baptist Church she had joined just two years earlier. Her husband Aaron was later buried beside her.

For Abraham Lincoln, the loss was profound. Their bond had been deep—“close companions,” one neighbor said, “a great deal alike in temperament.” Sarah had likely helped him learn his letters, comforted him through grief, and modeled the kindness and resilience that would become hallmarks of his character.

Her death left a scar. Lincoln blamed the Grigsby family for seeking help too late to save her and the baby. He carried the bitterness for years.

Sarah Lincoln Grigsby never lived to see her brother become president. But she helped shape the man who would. In her short life, she embodied the quiet strength of frontier women—working, learning, loving, and enduring. And in Abraham Lincoln’s heart, she remained a guiding light.

From the archives of Abraham Lincoln, Storyteller.

Mac

🎩 Here's the sad story about Sarah's and Abraham’s little brother, Tommy.

πŸ“š Works Cited

Burlingame, Michael (2008) Abraham Lincoln: A Life, Volume I. Baltimore, MD: The Johns Hopkins University Press. pp. 44-46.

Donald, David Herbert (1995), Lincoln New York, NY: Simon & Schuster. pp. 33-35.


Monday, November 10, 2025

Six True Stories of Abraham Lincoln's Grit

There Was a Man -- Abe Lincoln Licks Jack Armstrong"
by Harold Von Schmidt,
July 1949 issue of Esquire Magazine

During their first debate on August 21, 1858, in Ottawa, Illinois, Stephen Douglas made this remark:

Lincoln is one of those peculiar men who perform with admirable skill everything which they undertake...He could beat any of the boys wrestling...and the dignity and impartiality with which he presided at a horse race or fist fight, excited the admiration and won the praise of everybody that was present and participated

Though it wasn’t meant as praise, Douglas inadvertently captured the dichotomy that was Abraham Lincoln: toughest, nicest, roughest, kindest, strongest, most sensible, man on the frontier. Those who admired intellect and character respected him. Those who revered toughness and physical prowess were devoted to him.

Lincoln’s contemporaries—William Herndon, Henry Clay Whitney, Colonel Andrew McClure, and others—recounted these stories not as curiosities, but as essential threads in the fabric of his complex legacy.

The pattern is always the same: Lincoln was a reluctant participant. But when the moment called for it—whether to defend a friend, protect a woman’s dignity, or confront gangs of bullies bent on injustice—he didn’t hesitate. He waded right in.

Here are six stories—part history, part folklore—that show Lincoln at his most physical, principled, and unforgettable.

These elements of Lincoln's story have became part of American folklore.

Here are six of Lincoln’s finest moments.

1. The Armstrong Throwdown (New Salem)

Lincoln didn’t seek out fights—but when challenged, he met the moment with strength and composure.

Jack Armstrong, leader of the Clary’s Grove Boys—a rough-and-rowdy gang known for testing newcomers—was the strongest man on the Sangamon River. Lincoln, new to town and working for Mr. Offutt, was rumored to be able to outrun, outwrestle, or outwork any man in the county. Armstrong’s crew demanded a match.

Lincoln tried to avoid it. But the pressure mounted, and the two men wrestled. When Armstrong resorted to foul play, Lincoln’s patience snapped. He seized Armstrong by the neck and shook him like a child. The crowd, mostly Armstrong’s men, looked ready to pounce. Lincoln backed up against Offutt’s store and calmly awaited the attack.

Armstrong stepped forward, shook Lincoln’s hand, and declared:

“Boys, Abe Lincoln is the best fellow that ever broke into this settlement. He shall be one of us.”

From that day on, Armstrong and the Clary’s Grove Boys were Lincoln’s loyal allies. Lincoln didn’t just win the match—he won their respect.

2. The Indian Standoff (Black Hawk War)

During the Black Hawk War, a peaceful Native American arrived at Lincoln’s camp with a safe-conduct letter. The men, inflamed by war tensions, rushed to kill him.

Lincoln stepped between them and their victim. His men had never seen him so angry.

“Men,” he said, “this must not be done! He must not be killed by us!”

One soldier called him a coward. Lincoln stared him down:

“If any man thinks I am a coward, let him test it. Choose your weapons!”

No one did.

Years later, Lincoln reflected that his life and character had been at stake—and that he had to forget he was an officer and assert himself as a man. His men weren’t soldiers, just armed citizens. Arresting them would have sparked mutiny. But Lincoln’s moral authority held.

He didn’t throw a punch. He didn’t need to.

3. The Pappsville Breeches Toss

Lincoln’s first campaign speech nearly turned into a brawl.

At Pappsville, just west of Springfield, Lincoln saw a friend getting roughed up in the crowd. He stepped down from the platform, pushed through the mob, grabbed the attacker by the neck and breeches, and tossed him ten feet.

Then, without missing a beat, he climbed back on stage and began:

“Gentlemen and Fellow-Citizens, I presume you all know who I am. I am humble Abraham Lincoln…”

It was classic Lincoln: loyal, theatrical, and completely unshaken.

4. The Duel That Never Happened (Springfield)

When Lincoln mocked James Shields in print, Shields demanded satisfaction and challenged Lincoln to a duel. Lincoln accepted the challenge—but chose broadswords and a comically long dueling distance.

He trained methodically and wrote detailed instructions for the fight, including a plank between them that neither could cross. It was absurd. It was brilliant.

When asked why he chose broadswords, Lincoln replied:

“To tell you the truth, Linder, I didn’t want to kill Shields... and furthermore, I didn’t want the damned fellow to kill me.”

The duel was called off. Lincoln’s wit and restraint won the day.

5. The Smartweed Smackdown (New Salem)

A man entered Offutt’s store, cursing and provoking Lincoln in front of two women. Lincoln asked him to stop. He didn’t.

Lincoln told him to wait until the women left. Then they stepped outside.

Lincoln threw him to the ground, held him like a child, and rubbed smartweed into his face and eyes until the man bellowed with pain. Then Lincoln fetched water, washed his face, and did everything he could to ease his suffering.

The man became a lifelong friend.

Lincoln didn’t fight out of anger. He fought to make a point—and then made peace.

6. The Thompson Fight (Black Hawk War)

During the Black Hawk War, Lincoln wrestled Nathan “Dow” Thompson of Union County—a man he later called “the strongest man I ever met.”

They wrestled. Lincoln was thrown. Then thrown again.

A hundred men ripped off their coats, ready to fight. Lincoln raised his voice:

“Boys, this man can throw me fairly, if he didn’t do it this time; so let’s give up that I was beat fairly.”

The crowd calmed. The fight ended with dignity.

Lincoln lost the match—but won the moment.

Final Bell

These stories have become part of America’s folklore. Lincoln wasn’t a brawler. He wasn’t showy. He didn’t go looking for trouble.

But as Henry Clay Whitney, Lincoln’s friend and biographer, cautioned:

“Although he could endure many insults without resentment, it need not be supposed that Lincoln was a man to brook an unequivocal insult… he was an utter stranger to fear.”

When the moment called for it, Lincoln waded right in. Whether it was a bully in New Salem or a nation on the brink of collapse, he met the moment with courage, clarity, and resolve.

And he did it, again and again.

Call it courage. Call it charisma. 

Or just call it what it was—Abraham Lincoln.

Mac

πŸ“š Works Cited

Browne, Francis F. (1913) The Every-day Life of Abraham LincolnChicago, IL : Browne & Howell Co.

Burlingame, Michael. (2008) Abraham Lincoln A Life: Volume One. Baltimore, MD: The Johns Hopkins University Press.

"First Debate with Stephen A. Douglas at Ottawa, Illinois, August 21, 1858". Collected Works of Abraham Lincoln. Volume 3 [Aug. 21, 1858-Mar. 4, 1860]. In the University of Michigan Library Digital Collections. Accessed November 9, 2025.

"Lincoln Before Politics". Abraham Lincoln Presidential Museum and Library Blog. Retrieved November 9, 2025.

McClure, Alexander K. (1901) Lincoln's Yarns and Stories. Chicago,IL: The John Winston Company.

McNamara, Robert. "Was Abraham Lincoln Really a Wrestler?" ThoughtCo, May 9, 2025. Retrieved November 9, 2025.

Whitney, Henry C. (1892) Life on the Circuit with Lincoln. Boston, MA: Estes and Lauriat, Publishers.

 

Sunday, November 9, 2025

Abraham Lincoln’s First Campaign Speech Started with a Fight

 


Before he was a lawyer, before he was president, before he was a legend… Abraham Lincoln was just a guy who knew how to stand up for his friends and win over a crowd.

After the Black Hawk War, Lincoln returned to New Salem with a growing reputation and a nomination for the Illinois State Legislature. His military service had lasted just three months, but it left a strong impression on the people around him.

His first campaign speech was set for Pappsville, about eleven miles west of Springfield. But before Lincoln could speak, a fight broke out in the crowd. Not a political one. A real one. Fists. Elbows. Chaos. Lincoln saw one of his friends getting roughed up. That didn’t sit right. He didn’t hesitate—he jumped in.

Leaping off the stage, he pushed through the crowd, found the man who wouldn’t back down, and—according to the story—“grabbed him by the nape of the neck and the seat of his breeches, tossing him ‘ten or twelve feet easily.’” [1]

Then, as if nothing had happened, Lincoln climbed up onto the platform and began:

“Gentlemen and Fellow-Citizens, I presume you all know who I am. I am humble Abraham Lincoln…”

It’s such a Lincoln moment—loyal, direct, and a little bit theatrical. He cleared the stage, then owned it. No fuss. All business. A little bruising. A lot of charisma.

From the archives of Abraham Lincoln, Storyteller.

Mac

🎩 This Lincoln-to-the-rescue moment wasn’t a one-off. There was another time he dropped through a trapdoor to save a friend from a hostile crowd.

πŸ“š Works Cited

[1] Browne, Francis F. (1913) The Every-day Life of Abraham LincolnChicago, IL : Browne & Howell Co. p. 41.


🎬 A TikTok Storyboard: Abraham Lincoln's Almanac Trial

"Lincoln for the Defense"
Lithograph, 1962
Norman Rockwell


πŸŒ• A Courtroom Drama with a Moonrise Twist

It’s 1858. A man named Duff Armstrong is on trial for murder. The key witness swears he saw the crime by moonlight. The stakes are high. The courtroom is tense. And Abraham Lincoln—defending the accused—is about to drop the most iconic mic in legal history.

Lincoln agreed to defend Duff Armstrong out of deep personal loyalty—even while preparing for the high-stakes Lincoln-Douglas debates set to begin just weeks later. Duff was the son of Jack and Hannah Armstrong, close friends from Lincoln’s early days in New Salem. Jack had once stood up for Lincoln against his own gang after losing to him in a wrestling match. Lincoln never forgot it.

If Lincoln had TikTok, this trial would’ve gone viral.

πŸ“± TikTok Scroll Summary: What Lincoln Would've Dropped

Scene TikTok Format Caption
Witness testifies POV video “I saw the murder by moonlight…”
Lincoln flips open almanac Reaction video “Moon was down. Case closed.”
Judge’s stunned silence Stitch “When your evidence gets eclipsed…”
Lincoln’s closing remarks Dramatic monologue “Let facts—not fear—decide.”
Duff Armstrong acquitted Celebration edit “Free my guy. #JusticeServed”

🎢 Soundtrack Ideas

  • “Clair de Lune” for moonlight irony

  • “Dramatic sting” for the almanac reveal

  • “Listen to the Mockingbird” for emotional tone

  • Old-time fiddle loop for courtroom ambiance

  • “Truth Hurts” (instrumental) for Lincoln’s closing

Pair these with TicTocs below.

Why This Trial

Lincoln didn’t just win the case—he rewrote the rules of courtroom drama. He used science, logic, and empathy to dismantle fear and prejudice. He defended a friend’s son not just with facts, but with moral clarity.

And he did it with style.

πŸŽ₯ TikTok Storyboard

πŸŽ₯ TikTok 1: “When your dad’s dying wish is to call in a favor from Abe Lincoln…”

  • Format: Dramatic reenactment

  • Caption: “POV: Your dad’s last words are ‘Get Lincoln.’”

  • Audio: Slow piano + heart monitor beep

  • Visuals: Hannah Armstrong writing a letter by candlelight

  • Text overlay: “Dear Mr. Lincoln…”

πŸŽ₯ TikTok 2: Lincoln’s DM energy, 1858 edition

  • Format: Screenshot-style text message reveal

  • Caption: “When Abe texts back immediately πŸ’¬”

  • Audio: Typing sounds + lo-fi beat

  • Text overlay (Lincoln’s letter):

    “I can hardly believe he is capable of the crime alleged…” “Your kindness to me in adverse circumstances…” “I offer my humble service, gratuitously.”

  • Vibe: Loyal, heartfelt, honorable

πŸŽ₯ TikTok 3: “POV: You’re the witness and Lincoln just pulled out an almanac”

  • Format: POV courtroom drama

  • Caption: “You said you saw it by moonlight? Let’s check the moonrise chart πŸ“šπŸŒš”

  • Audio: Dramatic sting + “Oh no no no” remix

  • Visuals: Lincoln calmly flipping open the 1857 almanac

  • Text overlay: “Moon was down. Case dismissed.”

πŸŽ₯ TikTok 4: “Courtroom fit check: Union edition”

  • Format: Fit check / transition trend

  • Caption: “Black suit. Stovepipe hat. Moral compass.”

  • Audio: “Fashion Week” by Steel Banglez

  • Visuals: Lincoln walking into court in slow motion

  • Hashtags: #FitCheck #LawyerTok #UnionDrip

πŸŽ₯ TikTok 5: “Duff Armstrong when the jury says ‘Not guilty’”

  • Format: Celebration edit

  • Caption: “Free my guy. #JusticeServed”

  • Audio: “Can’t Tell Me Nothing” by Kanye (instrumental)

  • Visuals: Duff hugging Lincoln, courtroom erupts

  • Text overlay: “When your lawyer is Honest Abe himself.”

πŸŽ₯ TikTok 6: “Lincoln’s closing argument, but make it a monologue”

  • Format: Dramatic solo

  • Caption: “Let facts—not fear—decide.”

  • Audio: Emotional orchestral swell

  • Visuals: Lincoln addressing the jury, candlelight flickering

  • Text overlay: “Justice is the constant and perpetual will to render to each his due.”

πŸŽ₯ TikTok 7: “Almanac Trial Recap: TL;DR”

  • Format: Carousel or slideshow

  • Caption: “How Lincoln used science, loyalty, and logic to save a life.”

  • Audio: “History Repeating” by Propellerheads

  • Slides:

    1. Jack Armstrong’s dying wish

    2. Hannah’s letter

    3. Lincoln’s reply

    4. The moonlight testimony

    5. The almanac reveal

    6. Duff walks free

πŸŽ₯ TikTok 8: “Would Lincoln  really be on TikTok?”

  • Format: Stitch with your original post

  • Caption: “He already had the storytelling chops. We just gave him the ring light.”

  • Audio:  “History Has Its Eyes on You” – from Hamilton

  • Visuals: Cut to a sepia-tone close-up of Lincoln at the podium, eyes steady, mid-speech with subtle ring light glow added to the edges—modern meets timeless

  • Overlay Text: “Same storyteller. New platform.”

TikTok 9: “History hits different when Abe’s got a ring light πŸ’‘”

  • Format: Recap montage

  • Caption: “Fun? Yes. Fiction? Nope. All of this actually happened.”

  • Audio: “Nonstop” by Drake (instrumental) or a lo-fi remix of “Battle Hymn of the Republic”

  • Visuals:

    • Quick cuts of each TikTok moment: the almanac flip, the courtroom fit check, the moon chart

    • Ends with Lincoln looking into the camera, adjusting his hat

  • Text overlay: “History, but make it scrollable.”

πŸŽ₯ TikTok 9 (Alternate): “Fun with facts. That’s the assignment.”

  • Format: Creator voiceover

  • Caption: “This isn’t fanfic. It’s just history with better lighting.”

  • Audio: Chill beat + voiceover

  • Script:

    “Everything you just saw? Real trial. Real almanac. Real Abe. History doesn’t need rewriting. Just reimagining.”

  • CTA: “Follow for more ways to see the past in a new light.”

🎩 Outro: History, Reframed

No, this blog isn’t switching to a TikTok format. We just wanted to show that teaching—or talking—about Abraham Lincoln factually can still grab the interest of every generation.

We didn’t rewrite history—we just gave it a better frame rate. The Almanac Trial really happened. Lincoln really flipped an almanac to dismantle false testimony. And he really did it mid-campaign, for a friend’s son, for free.

This is what storytelling looks like when facts lead and creativity follows.

History hits different when Abe’s got a ring light πŸ’‘

Try it...they'll like it.

Abraham Lincoln, Storyteller archives—re-imagined

Mac

🎩 Did you like the innovative look at a Lincoln event factually re-imaged in a TicToc format? Well, here's a humorous What if? post you'll enjoy. Read: What if?: Abraham Lincoln in the Age of TikToc.

Or if you want another quirky story, how about The Honest Abe You Didn’t Know: Handball Hustler?

Saturday, November 8, 2025

What if?: Abraham Lincoln in the Age of TikToc

 

Abe Lincoln's selfie.
No filter. No Photoshop.
Just 19th-century vibes and 21st-century sass.
Lincoln was ahead of his time.
(photo from Americ's Best Pics and Videos)

πŸ“Ή A ring light on a timeless president

Imagine Honest Abe with a ring light and a phone full of drafts. Would he lip-sync Shakespeare? Drop hot takes on the Emancipation Proclamation? Or post handball trick shots with Ward Hill Lamon?

Maybe he didn’t have a ring light, but he had the attention. And he knew how to use it.

Lincoln had the storytelling chops, the dry wit, and the emotional depth to go viral. He wouldn’t use TikTok for dances—but for story drops: moral reflections, mini speeches, and maybe a how-to session with Mathew Brady on lighting and angles.

He loved getting his picture taken—more than 130 times. He told stories with warmth, wit, and devastating clarity. He had a flair for drama, a gift for brevity, and a deep understanding of how to connect with people.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, would he be on TikTok? We think yes. And here’s what that might look like. Enjoy!

🎩 Lincoln’s TikTok Persona

  • Username: @HonestAbe1860

  • Bio: Tall, honest, and ugly. Just here to preserve the Union one TikTok at a time. 

  • Vibe: Thoughtful, witty, emotionally resonant. A mix of storytelling, satire, and moral clarity—with a dash of dry humor and some frontier grit thrown in.

πŸŽ₯ Content Lincoln Would Create

  • POV Videos “POV: You just signed the Emancipation Proclamation.” “POV: You’re Mary Todd and I just said we’re going to the theater.”

  • Hot Takes “Why compromise isn’t weakness.” “The real reason I grew the beard.”

  • Behind-the-Scenes “Cabinet drama: Seward vs. Stanton edition.” “How I wrote the Gettysburg Address in under 300 words.”

  • Challenges Handball trick shots with Ward Hill Lamon. “Beat me in wrestling and I’ll abolish your curfew.”

  • Music Moments Reacting to ‘Dixie’ like: ‘We captured it, folks.’ Singing ‘Jimmy Crack Corn’ with a banjo filter.

πŸ“± TikToks Lincoln Would Totally Drop

  • 🎩 “The Almanac Trial”
  • πŸ“œ “POV: You just got elected president and the first state seceded”
  • πŸ•Š️ “Sad violin over ‘With malice toward none…’”
  • πŸ€ “Handball challenge: and I’ll let you borrow my stovepipe hat”
  • 🎢 “Duet with Frederick Douglass: ‘Tell ’em, Fred.’”

Would he be shadowbanned for too much gravitas? Or become the most-followed account in history for his Gettysburg mic drop?

πŸ“š Cameo Mention: The Almanac Trial

One of Lincoln’s most TikTok-worthy moments? The Almanac Trial. Imagine him calmly flipping to a moonrise chart while a witness claims to have seen a murder by moonlight.

“Moon was down. Case dismissed.”

We’ve told that story in full in an another post—TikTok-style. [See below.]

🎩 Abe’s Got That Main Character Energy

Lincoln’s quirks make him relatable. His emotional depth makes him timeless. And his love of storytelling makes him the perfect candidate for modern social media formats. This isn’t just fun—it’s a way to reimagine history for a new generation.

Whether you’re a TikTok regular or just TikTok-curious, imagining Lincoln in this space reminds us that even the most iconic figures were, at heart, human. And humans love to connect.

That’s all for today. Lincoln out 🎩

Mac

History hits different when Abe’s got a ring light πŸ’‘

🎩 Did you like this What if? look at Abraham Lincoln re-imagined as a TicToc user? Well, here's a post about an actual Lincoln event that we fashioned in a TicTok storyboard format. It's a food-for-thought look at making Lincoln and history more fun. 

Like for Part 2 πŸ‘€: A TicToc Storyboard: Abraham Lincoln's Almanac Trial.

Or if you want a quirky story about our sixteenth president, how about The Honest Abe You Didn’t Know: Handball Hustler?