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| Contempt is the growing fracture. Lincoln warned that a republic survives disagreement, but it cannot survive the erosion of respect. |
Americans like to imagine that our politics only recently descended into circus acts and character assassination, but Abraham Lincoln saw the danger long before cable news, social media, or the age of permanent outrage. In 1852, standing before the Springfield Scott Club, he warned that a republic can survive disagreement — what it cannot survive is the slow erosion that sets in when contempt replaces argument and ridicule becomes a tool for policing public life. His target wasn’t policy or ideology. It was something deeper: a deliberate strategy to make public service look so foolish, so disrespected, that serious people would think twice before stepping forward.
The occasion was the 1852 presidential campaign, with Winfield Scott carrying the Whig banner against Democrat Franklin Pierce. Lincoln was speaking to a room full of Whigs trying to rally behind Scott — a decorated general whose military reputation was supposed to be the party’s greatest asset.
But Democrats had begun circulating stories that didn’t attack Scott’s record so much as mock the very idea of military heroism itself. And they weren’t sparing their own candidate either. A letter attributed to General James Shields told a tale of Pierce choosing the wrong horse, failing to anticipate danger, and tumbling into a canal — a joke that, beneath the laughter, suggested he lacked the judgment a general must possess. Lincoln understood immediately what was happening: if you can’t defeat a man’s achievements, you can make the public laugh at the entire category of achievement he represents. Ridicule becomes a shortcut — a way to neutralize strength without ever engaging it.
The moment demanded not solemn rebuttal, but a sharper tool — a way to expose the tactic by mirroring it. And so, for one of the few times in his political life, Lincoln answered satire with satire. Not to entertain, but to reveal a strategy designed to make politics so ridiculous, so contemptible, that no one with dignity or seriousness would care to serve.
๐ญ When Absurdity Becomes Strategy
Lincoln didn’t begin this episode laughing. His first reaction to the strange, almost slapstick stories circulating about Franklin Pierce was suspicion — surely these tales were the work of overeager Whigs trying to embarrass the Democratic nominee. But when Stephen Douglas repeated the same themes in a public speech, and a Democratic newspaper printed an even more theatrical version in a letter from General James Shields, Lincoln recognized the pattern.
This wasn’t rumor. It wasn’t mischief. It was a coordinated attempt to use humor as a form of contempt — to turn a candidate’s military experience into a punchline and make the very idea of service look foolish. And Lincoln, who rarely indulged in satire, understood that the only way to expose a tactic built on ridicule was to let its absurdity speak for itself.
He began with the Shields letter. Rather than summarize it, he read it aloud, allowing the audience to hear how the Democrats’ own account transformed Pierce into a figure of slapstick. Shields described the two men approaching the enemy under fire and encountering “a deep narrow, slimy canal.” Both plunged in, but because Pierce rode a heavy American horse, “man and horse both sank down and rolled over in the ditch.” Pierce struggled so long to get free that Shields “was compelled to leave him.” Lincoln didn’t need to embellish a word; the contempt was already baked into the story.
Then came the line that cracked the room open. After recounting Pierce’s floundering in the “slimy canal,” Lincoln asked whether such a maneuver was “sanctioned by Scott’s Infantry Tactics as adopted in the army.” It was classic Lincoln — a single, straight‑faced question that revealed the entire strategy. By treating the slapstick as if it were a formal battlefield technique, he exposed how ridicule was being used to undermine the very idea of military competence.
But Lincoln didn’t stop with Pierce. He widened the lens. Ridicule, he warned, doesn’t stay in its lane — once unleashed, it corrodes everything it touches. To show the point, he reached back to a Springfield militia parade so chaotic it practically mocked itself. His description was deliberately exaggerated, a frontier caricature meant to show how easily an institution could be laughed out of seriousness.
At its head rode Gordon Abrams, “with a pine‑wood sword about nine feet long” and a pasteboard hat “the length of an ox‑yoke,” followed by men whose “cod‑fish epaulets” and “thirty‑yard sausage sashes” turned the whole affair into unintentional farce. The crowd, Lincoln said, “laughed the whole institution out of countenance.” And that was the danger: not that a single parade became ridiculous, but that an institution — the militia, meant to command respect — could be laughed into irrelevance.
Lincoln’s warning wasn’t confined to 1852. He understood that once ridicule becomes a political habit — mocking nicknames, exaggerated stories, open disdain for institutions — it reshapes the public’s expectations of leadership itself. When political success depends on who can make the other side look most ridiculous, the result is exactly what Lincoln feared: a culture that rewards spectacle over seriousness, performance over responsibility, and derision over duty.
Lincoln wasn’t warning about humor itself; he was warning about the kind of humor that carries contempt — the kind that doesn’t just mock a person, but mocks the very idea that anything in public life deserves respect.
๐ฅ Conclusion: The Cost of the Disdain
Lincoln understood something in 1852 that today we are still struggling to grasp: a republic doesn’t collapse when citizens argue — it collapses when they stop believing anything is worth arguing about. His 1852 speech wasn’t a plea for politeness or a complaint about rough politics. It was a warning about what happens when ridicule becomes the dominant political currency, when exaggeration becomes strategy, and when public institutions become props in a national comedy routine based on disdain, disrespect, and contempt.
He had watched a militia laughed “out of countenance.” He had watched a decorated general reduced to slapstick. And he feared what would happen if Americans learned to treat every civic responsibility the same way — as something unserious, something beneath respect, something to be mocked rather than maintained.
The danger, Lincoln suggested, is not that politics becomes loud or contentious. The danger is that it becomes performative — that leaders discover they can win by making the public sneer at the very institutions meant to protect them. Once that habit takes hold, the damage is not easily undone. When a people learn to sneer at their own institutions, those institutions cannot stand for long.
Lincoln’s warning wasn’t about 1852. It was about any moment when spectacle threatens to replace substance, and when the laughter aimed at others begins to hollow out the foundations beneath everyone. He wasn’t warning about humor itself; he was warning about the kind of humor that carries contempt — the kind that doesn’t just mock a person or an institution, but mocks the very idea that anything in public life deserves respect, including the people who serve.
Lincoln was reminding us that a republic doesn’t die when people stop taking it seriously, but when they start treating it as something beneath respect.
In the end, contempt — not conflict — is what makes a republic crumble.
Food for thought from the archives of Abraham Lincoln, Storyteller.
Mac
๐ Works Cited
[1[ Lincoln, Abraham. Speech at the Springfield Scott Club, July 1852. In The Collected Works of Abraham Lincoln, edited by Roy P. Basler, vol. 2, 138–143. New Brunswick, NJ: Rutgers University Press, 1953.





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